Delivered Duchess

A girl who acts genuinely interested in you but leaves you on delivered for hours or even days.

Yo dude this goth mommy I’m talking to is such a delivered duchess

by Mattywatty69 June 27, 2025

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Derienntamel

This Horrific multistage Sexual act, begins with 3 guys locating their victim (female below the age of 7), kidnapping said victim and Restraining them from any movement, she is then covered in leeches and maggots (inside and out), the man then proceed to double fist her, from every orifice, she is then penetrated by all the men, one in the anus, and 2 in the breasts, this continues until the leeches attach to the male penis, this adds pleasure, the men then (with leeches on their penises) ejaculate into the leeches, while their rubbing on the females eyes, they proceed to lick every possible square foot of the woman. after, the woman is buried alive to be eaten by the maggots in preparation for munging

Guy 1: Derienntamel
Guy 2: Yes please
Random 5 year old woman: uhh, wht dos tat men??
Guy 3: dont worry bout it lil cutie

by HitlerFucker69420 July 22, 2025

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Driven Through Ukraine

To describe a particularly bad experience while driving anywhere. Bonus points for damage to the car and some mental trauma.

God damn, that was a horrible commute in that heavy traffic during that storm! I might as well have Driven Through Ukraine!

by joe995 August 1, 2025

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Derivative

The scientific application of measuring anal play enjoyment of a male subject by holding their flaccid member from behind while simultaneously applying pressure between their cheeks. The weight and growth measured during direct contact via the holder to the hole from behind is what is calculated using this method.

“I found out recently at my derivative appointment that a tongue punch to my fart box is 6x just a finger insertion!”

by DoctorDerivative August 18, 2025

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