David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)

Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”

by Davie :,) May 8, 2020

David

A black witch from Brazil who can be found on prisonpenpals.com

David: I'm a black witch from Brazil so be careful

by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023

David

Lowkey acoustic and restarted

"Yo, you know David?"

"Yeah, he's the guy in special education."

by successful_wing January 18, 2024

David

An absolute rocket of a fella , tops flake there all night gbtm

Half’s david’s 50 quid

by GowanGeraldene420 November 22, 2021

David Tennant

a very hyperactive scottsman, who everyone loves and wants to date. he's also very pretty

Jayden: Oh my god did you see David Tennant on TV last night!?
Cherry: Yes, he's so pretty, I love him
Jayden: I wish I could marry him
Cherry: Me too

by CaptainCrowley December 1, 2021

David's Bridal

A clothier in the United States that specializes in wedding dresses, prom gowns, and other formal wear. It is the largest American bridal-store chain

April 17, 2023, David's Bridal filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy again, citing challenges brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic and uncertain economic conditions, and could close all of its stores and liquidate if a buyer is not found within the next few weeks

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023