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You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!
by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
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Can I?

Used for asking only one thing.
Can I nut in that pussy?
Random guy approaches random girl

Guy: Can I?
Girl: *bends over*
by quadonkdonk August 31, 2021
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i can tryhard any game

Person: TECHNO, HOW ARE YOU EVEN GOOD AT THIS, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT?
Technoblade: i can tryhard any gaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
by BOT 1.0 August 31, 2021
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So can I Win.

Can I score with you. Aka can we have intercourse.
Dam girl you sexy, So can I Win.
by AnOnymOus M0us3 July 2, 2021
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just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word
by 69 years ago July 4, 2021
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double can heater

A woman that has had to many men and children.

A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.

A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.

The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
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Pit Cans

A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.
That fat fuck has pit cans!
by them00se July 22, 2012
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