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assholery 

someone who has mastered the art of being an asshole
Michael wilkie has perfected being assholery
assholery by anonymous November 3, 2023
Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences
Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole
Asshole by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

Assholescent 

When a young person is already a total asshole when growing from a child to an adult
I've known him since he was an assholescent. He comes from a long line of assholes.
Assholescent by KimmyKillz December 9, 2023

assholesexual 

Having a strong desire to date horrible, mean, selfish men.
Did you know Jessica's an assholesexual? No wonder she's had so many boyfriends.
assholesexual by ColeDass69 December 13, 2023
The editors at Urban Dictionary who allowed “Israeled” to be defined in the way it has in your site are assholes.
I never realized there were so many anitsemitic assholes working at Urban Dictionary.
Asshole by Not an asshole December 28, 2023

Asshole Crusader 

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly
That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.