mark tree

A musical instrument also called wind chimes that bands utilize. Makes an incredible amount of noise if you touch it accidentally or run by. Played by running a finger through it.

The percussionist ran his finger through the mark tree at the beginning of the piece.

by BandNazi May 25, 2007

family tree

When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.

I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.

by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021

Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024

Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web

You're dads in my Custard Tree

by The custardodian March 16, 2012

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

treeing

Stealing trees for my business to obtain cash from outside sources

We're short on rent money? Let's go treeing then

by treeing July 7, 2018