cop a nut

to ejaculate, to cum

Man, I really really need to cop a nut before my balls explode.

by poppy January 30, 2005

Nut Shock

when a male rams his finger into his bellybutton thus attaining a slight shock in the head of the penis.

Dude, i just gave my self the gnarliest nut shock!

by Prudy November 7, 2006

nut money

A fellowship of gay dudes who take huge nuts to the face in exchange for money that they put towards there micro penis compensating diesel trucks

Gay 1: Hey man, are those new rims on your Cummins?
Gay 2: Yea, the nut money's been good lately

by TruckSlut69 March 11, 2016

No nut November

A month where girlfriends and their boyfriends are constantly battling

Mary get away from me it’s no nut November

by Kennedy scott November 2, 2019

Nig's Nut

An old black man's saggy ball sack. All crusty and hairy. Possibly even warted with warts.

Bill-Nigga ain't no one gun hit dat shit. You may be a white ass crackuh but you've got Nig's Nut.

by Old Bastard May 12, 2009

hard nut

a dry penis, when you haven't washed it

Look at his hard nuts!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

Deez Nuts

a sarcastic but funny expression used to annoy someone

''hey what can I eat for dinner tonight'
"you can eat deez nuts"

by kayla janae October 24, 2015