take one for the team 

Often used as a term to sacrifice yourself so some friends can get laid.

By Alex Agnew's terms it is to swallow your own sperm to get out of a sticky situation.

Go ahead guys, I'll take one for the team

take one for the team by Fuck me analy sideways June 2, 2019

Take the L 

Something a 9 year old buys on the fortnite item shop.

Person 1: Hey have you seen the new item shop?
Person 2: Yea the first thing I bought was TAKE THE L.
Everyone else: ;-;

Take the L by yesmaybeidk January 28, 2020

Take it uptown 

The SFW approach to telling someone to stick (it) up their ass.

Take it uptown - shove it up your ass.

You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!

Take it uptown by Daves-not-here-man February 14, 2020

Takeiya

A misspelling of the japanese name takeya. It refers to any person who is worse than garbage, Degenerate Incarnate.

Look, it's Takeiya! Isn't he the guy who spills almost anything he drinks?

Takeiya by takeiya! July 13, 2020

Take a Diane 

When you take an extremely watery shit that smells so foul like death escaped your ass

I had Chipotle earlier today I hope I don't take a Diane in my pants tonight

Take a Diane by The Great TooZad November 25, 2020

tahen 

A tahen is a sexual act in which someone puts ejaculates in someone’s ears while rubbing barbecue sauce in between the partner toes

Damn I i smashes my girlfriend so hard I even gave her the tahen

tahen by Tony smolders December 1, 2020

takeomi 

Sorry Takeomi we prefer your brothers, but you're still a 10/10
Tell your brother Sanzu to kiss me tho

x: Omg who is that hottie?

y: That's Takeomi but his brother is hotter

takeomi by BontenSimp November 24, 2021