chaco taco 

a woman of african decents vagina

Brett went interracial last night and stuck his meat in a chaco taco.

chaco taco by brendito May 9, 2006

MUD TACO 

A womans genitals after they have been penetrated by a penis that had just engaged in anal sex.

"Sloppy seconds aren't bad...but, I aint eatin' no mud taco!!!"

MUD TACO by tacock January 19, 2010

discretionary taco 

When ordering food for a group at a taco joint, it's a good idea to get an extra taco, just in case someone is extra hungry!

"Oh man I finished my food but I'm still hungry!"

"You want the discretionary taco?"

"Hell yes!"

"Mild, hot or fire sauce?"

discretionary taco by Ozzwepay April 17, 2010

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad 

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80

TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad by Simply Beastly October 19, 2010

Lobster Taco 

Slang for a Maine woman's vagina. Could also be use to describe the vagina of any woman living in the coastal New England states.

Dude, I totally ate her lobster taco last night.

Lobster Taco by Fireballwilly March 17, 2013

Muddy Taco 

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.

White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"

Muddy Taco by thatniggakidkenny September 30, 2014

gaping taco 

an extremely loose and saggy twat that can best be compared to a wet taco that was purchased from a shady street food vendor

i went out with heather last night and when i tried feel her up my hand sunk into her gaping taco and after that it was pretty awkward, i think i should block her number bro

gaping taco by Insert Name Here March 10, 2015