dad

he said he was going to get milk

joe: "wheres your dad?
bob: "getting milk"
joe: "really mine too"

by thebestfactgiver March 03, 2022

dad

the man who left u when u were a child

mom: wheres ur dad at?
child: he went to the store when i was 3 and never came back.

by mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr May 09, 2019

Dads

Day after drinking shits

man, I drank so much last night and now today I have the dads.

by Hiimnellyy September 29, 2020

Dad

Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.

“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”

by SwissedCheesey December 14, 2018

dad

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

by daddy owo January 03, 2022

Dad

Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.

My Dad is a champion of the World Farting Contest.

by cursorguy December 18, 2021

Dad

Huh oh yeah he left me

Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.

by DepressedMiddleAgedMan January 12, 2020