Boppin socks

The act of wearing nothing but your socks when you have sex ... Whether its done because your feet smell or because your partner has a dirty floor.
Jim: man I think I wore a hole in my favorite boppin socks last night

John: damn dawg how's that happen ?? Must've been really putting it to her

Jim: well you know how your sisters headboard has that really rough spot ... It must have worn thru as I was using it as leverage
by July 03, 2021
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Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.
We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.
by Pte window licker June 01, 2021
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Sock poppin

One sock on one foot. While your other foot chills like da shit.
I got one sock poppin. While the the other marinates.
by Duinit January 01, 2022
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sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.
Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 07, 2020
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Cream sock

When you cum in your sock and then slap someone in the face with subsequently wet sock
Oh man I cream socked him so bad

You gonna make a cream sick later?
by Breecreamsock September 17, 2015
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Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.
Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!
by LastRealist August 04, 2022
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Flaming Sock

The act of lining your partners anus with a flammable substance and then throwing snapper fireworks at the anus in attempt to ignite said substance.
John was feeling down so I let him play Flaming Sock
by BeastMaster42069 September 01, 2017
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