Logan Reardon 

These guys usually have two bungholes and are very creative but use all that creativity on pulling faces. They are naturally talented at Islander recreations like Manus, Surfing, Fighting, etc. Logan Reardon's have something ancient called a munted head. They love to fight and show no mercy. One time I was put in a harsh, hyoid breaking neck lock by a Logan Reardon, it was intense. They love slipping a little finger in are always down for anal. I would recommend getting yourself a Logan Reardon today.

Boy 1 : "Oh look that guy is fingering his second asshole".

Boy 2 : "Must be Logan Reardon"

Logan Reardon by ChoadHandler04 February 16, 2020

Doctors get paid regardless 

Again I didn't care. Some things are more important than money.

"Doctors get paid regardless"

Doctors get paid regardless by somedaysomehow October 24, 2023

Wicked Retarded 

The way out-ah-townahs say wicked retahded. Used by people who try to sound like theyah from Boston, but really aren't

Out-ah-townah: that ump's call was wicked retarded

Me: Yoah from fahking Pennsylvanier, why the fahk ah you sayin that? It's pronounced wicked retahded

Wicked Retarded by Bahstonian January 21, 2011

retaardvark

1. farm raised aardvarks
2. derogatory alternative to typical "retard", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: morongoose, quailtard

Stop licking the pavement, you retaardvark

retaardvark by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006

ratard 

1. Someone that is way cooler than a retard, not a retard.

They are so weird, they are retards. We are ratards.

ratard by joe schmooo January 13, 2008

Retarded Strength 

1. Possesing an abnormally amount of strength given a small size.
2. Being as strong as a mentally retarded person, even though they are not mentally retarded.
3. Mentally retarded people are abnormally strong, so don't mess with them

1. I can't believe little Billy was able to lift up that piano all by himself, he must have retarded strength.

2. I was'nt able to stop Billy from kicking my ass because of his retareded strength.

3. Billy's mother does'nt keep a jack in the car, because Billy has Down's Syndrome. He has enough retarded strength to lift it up so she can change the tire.

Retarded Strength by Ba Fangoo November 23, 2009

Retardation

1. When something stupid and annoying happens to you.
2. When a stupid and annoying person pesters you for more than two seconds.

Uhh, freaking retardation... people kept knocking me down in P.E.

Retardation by Sgt. Gemstone March 3, 2007