sweetie pants 

a drug mule.

i heard that guy was a sweetie pants. always going back and forth across the border.

sweetie pants by thecrimsonmustache January 18, 2013

Principal Fixing Pants 

An old bald man who constantly fixes his pants in public without a second thought

Principal Fixing Pants fixed his pants

Principal Fixing Pants by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

shit yo' pants? 

aka: For real?

Winston: "Yo dawg, I be winnin' the lottery."
Simon: "Shit yo' pants?"
Winston: "Hellz yeah."

shit yo' pants? by Kelsey Anderson March 10, 2009

parachute pants 

Nylon, somwhat baggy pants that have widening pant legs. Popular in the 80's disco era.
A part of the famous Elvis Presly Outfit.

Sweet! Parachute pants.

parachute pants by whats a pseudonym March 13, 2004

foofie pants 

Fancy pants that cover your foofie from public view.

"Well, hello, Mr. Foofie Pants, you're looking fancy today."

foofie pants by Ms. Foofie Pants July 11, 2003

Kick In The Pants

Usually a replacement to a "good job well done". Not derogatory, but not as satisfying as a bonus check, or even a bit of recognition

I thought I was going to get a bonus for my hard work, but all I got was a "kick in the pants"

Kick In The Pants by emaes February 2, 2012

Sloppy Pants

Pants you wear for the sloppy dance.

I was doing the sloppy dance wearing my sloppy pants.

Sloppy Pants by Janine April 29, 2005