UR DAD

It is a general comeback when someone says something to you

Person 1: I had oatmeal for breakfast
Person 2: I had UR DAD for breakfast.

by anonymous March 31, 2022

dad

A person who makes bad dad jokes

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

by toe freak September 10, 2019

dad calves

A key part of the titular dad bod. Dad calves happen quickly after becoming a dad from carrying around the baby and its stuff all the time. Evidence that the male of the species is pulling his weight in child rearing.

Have you guys seen Frank since the baby arrived? Yeah, and those dad calves really came in nicely. He looks like he could squat two car seats at the same time.

by IrishHedgy November 8, 2025

Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021

dad grilling

dad grilling

dad grilling

by reallystinky December 6, 2022

Dad

A lover or a Favorite 🤔

Are you my Dad?

by Greasy leaf October 29, 2018