aquatic mouth dance

When a guy gets his balls gargled underwater in a hot tub.

Girl 1: Did you go over to Tommy’s last night, I heard he has a jacuzzi?
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally gave him an aquatic mouth dance

by RHCP_real February 15, 2024

Drunk Mouth

It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.

Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."

by DirtyHippieGirl May 9, 2014

Pelican Mouthful

When you pee into your own mouth without missing a drop!

I remember the thing about Freddy

Krueger is that as a joke he used to

come into a room when you have a lot of

friends over and piss him to his own

mouth without spilling a drop that was

Fred Kruger's move I mean guys

freak Show

but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own

he wants to get the Pelican mouthful

that's what you called it

by SandwhichHAter August 13, 2023

eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given by someone with an ice cube in their mouth.

In the summer I love receiving Eskimo mouth hugs.

by Billdoe February 19, 2021

Mouth-shock

The brief sensation when you are unsure if you like a food or drink on first try.

I really like the coffee from the new place. I had mouth-shock at first but on second try it’s really good.

by Ninja camel December 12, 2023

Graveyard Mouth

A girl's mouth that has seen so much semen in it's day that it carries the dead souls of the billions of kids shot into it.

Andrew: Yo I just kissed Sarah
Evan: Aw hell nah bro that hoe has graveyard mouth
Andrew: Aw shit
Evan: You just made out with a whole country 💀

by Zeb244 February 5, 2023

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020