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makeup text 

n. The act of making up after an argument with a significant other via text messaging.

Similar to makeup sex, just more technologically savvy and less gratifying.
Kurt and I got in a pretty bad fight today because I got mad that he always texts instead of calling me. Everything is fine between us now though. We had some amazing makeup text afterward!
makeup text by JSG78 December 17, 2008
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pancake maker 

holding a womans thighs in an upward V shape poseition while banging the mans penis between her thighs
peter larr pancaked her hard last night, she was pissed
pancake maker by poopdick January 25, 2005
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Makeshift 

Adj: Something that has been made/put together in a non-conventional way, but can expand past the bounds of "Jerry-Rig" For example, one would not use "Jerry-rig" when describing the quality of their food.

Something that has been put together at such a low cost, it doesn't turn out like the original directions.

Something that is not quite right and low quality.

Commonly used in replacement of Jerry-rig or sketchy
This is kind of a Makeshift town

Time to make some Makeshift Mac and cheese

We didn't have a couch so we bought a makeshift one from a thrift store
Makeshift by Frizbeeaj October 29, 2010

Subdue the maker 

another term for male masturbation

Inspired by the Dune series (realized while watching the dune miniseries that aired on the SciFi channel) "Frank Herbert's Dune".
see: wikipedia - Dune TV miniseries

They said: "Subdue the maker" then two people grabbed and held the Worm. While the two people held on the wormand squeezed it the worm finally spewed a liquid into a bowl a third person was holding.
person 1: I'm such a nerd, I told some people that I had other things to do.

person 2: like???

person 1: well I thought I might drink a few beers, watch some pr0n, and subdue the maker.

person 2: what?
Person 1: you never saw dune? what kind of nerd are you?
Subdue the maker by alien78 July 21, 2008

Fakeout Makeout

Where A Guy And A Girl Start Making Out To Avoid Being Caught Plotting
Susan: "Oh Crap! Someone is coming"
Steve: quick Lets Fakeout Makeout.
Fakeout Makeout by Justin Pichette September 14, 2005

baby maker 

A woman's general reproductive area.
"Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do, A straight shot. Right to the baby maker " - Anchorman
baby maker by OANDRESO November 2, 2005

makeupalley 

the forum feels like a sorority...superficial, materialistic women posting about sugar daddies, dates, hot yoga, how fat they are (when the reality is they aren't fat), and often posting photos of themselves scantly clad in order to get compliments (you will rarely see overweight and/or ugly muaers posting these photos...). most women are petty. if your opinion doesn't conform to their opinion, wait for the insults or bashing. to fit in all you need to do is dress like them, look like them, and act like them....
I'm going to post a picture of my latest daddy dress on makeupalley!
makeupalley by sdhsjkdfh January 6, 2018