cop a nut

to ejaculate, to cum

Man, I really really need to cop a nut before my balls explode.

by poppy January 30, 2005

Spuz Nuts

A retarded bloke with non mutant abilities(mutant.....a retardo that is really strong), and has a very small penis!

That guy that wouldn't sell me smokes at the servostation is a spuznut.
That guy that aborted my feotise is a spuznut!.
That guy i slept with has a minature dick. The Spuz Nuts

by Matty P ( P is for Penis) February 13, 2010

Nig's Nut

An old black man's saggy ball sack. All crusty and hairy. Possibly even warted with warts.

Bill-Nigga ain't no one gun hit dat shit. You may be a white ass crackuh but you've got Nig's Nut.

by Old Bastard May 12, 2009

Nut Shock

when a male rams his finger into his bellybutton thus attaining a slight shock in the head of the penis.

Dude, i just gave my self the gnarliest nut shock!

by Prudy November 7, 2006

Deez Nuts

a sarcastic but funny expression used to annoy someone

''hey what can I eat for dinner tonight'
"you can eat deez nuts"

by kayla janae October 24, 2015

nut money

A fellowship of gay dudes who take huge nuts to the face in exchange for money that they put towards there micro penis compensating diesel trucks

Gay 1: Hey man, are those new rims on your Cummins?
Gay 2: Yea, the nut money's been good lately

by TruckSlut69 March 11, 2016

hard nut

a dry penis, when you haven't washed it

Look at his hard nuts!

by h2008 August 28, 2018