two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 25, 2021

half-stepcousin

1- Half-steppibling's child.
2- Half-pibling's stepchild.

half-stepcousin.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Half Drink Haynes

When a man named Kyle Haynes only drinks half a beer and then gets a new one

“Look at all these half full cans. Half drink Haynes strikes again.”

by Lindseyswank July 17, 2022

half-niece-in-law

1. The daughter-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The daughter of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

half-niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

half sucked jube

Some one who is a halfwit wandering aimlessly

What are you up to Rani, your walking around like a half sucked jube

by Rani Bopori January 30, 2018