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Facebook Seppuku 

When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.
Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.

After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
Facebook Seppuku by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010
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Facebook grammar

The type of grammar used on facebook, where words such as 'lyk', 'dis' and 'dem' are not acceptable, but full stops, capital letters and capitalizing the letter 'I' are not necessary. In some cases, the words 'you' and 'are' can be shortened to 'u' and 'r', but only in moderation.
whoa man come one, use some Facebook grammar at least
Facebook grammar by 123456789qwertyu December 13, 2010

Facebook race 

When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.
Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!
Facebook race by Doctor Jello December 14, 2010

Facebook Cartel

A group of males upon website Facebook who generated said group for their crew to speak about dxm, ganja, and Ex. This said group is dangerous and they communicate over Facebook IM.
The Coolest Kids, Facebook Cartel

Facebook Creeped

To look up someone's facebook profile, generally without adding them, with the intentions of seeing their relationship status, mutual friends, or pictures they're tagged in.
I thought Josh was pretty cute but I facebook creeped him and he has a girlfriend.
Facebook Creeped by SaskGirl January 24, 2011

Facebook conservative 

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.
His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.

facebook whore 

someone who likes/comments on everything on facebook
god another notification from mike, hes a real facebook whore.
facebook whore by volfan96 March 10, 2011