My boyfriend. His mind is full of the darkest and dirtiest jokes on this corrupt planet. Hes got a cute pervstache and little chin hairs. He needs a haircut and a new pair of pants. He gives good hugs and has a monster cock.
Ethan knows all the best jokes
by Igotafatas December 13, 2021
I want to get my cheeks clapped by Ethan.
by Igotafatas December 14, 2021
by cockguzzlingmaniac August 29, 2022
He's an amazing person who will make you laugh. Ethan is absolutely fantastic, he's the type many will like and he'll like them back. Doesn't like someone more than the other.
Make sure to hold onto him and not let go, don't screw up because you won't have a billion chances with him.
Make sure to hold onto him and not let go, don't screw up because you won't have a billion chances with him.
by Up10zack January 25, 2019
A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.
by cranberryfield July 03, 2023
by Ethan 997 z September 12, 2021
Ginger Prick with no friends unless they have big ahh forehead and low IQ, mosque bomber fuckin’ stupid ass Portuguese ass pork and cheese ass Hungarian rabbit fucking stupid bitch idiot dickhead. Ethan’s a ginger prick.
by Ethan (Ginger) January 19, 2023