Ethans are very dark and twisted individuals. Ethans usually range between 5 foot 5 and 4 ft tall and his temper is as short as him. You can often find them in their natural habitat of roblox playing an fps or meep city. Alternitivly you can find them playing call of duty and screaming at young children. When challenged the average Ethan will begin to mock you and attempt to demasculate you. Then if it persists he will grow louder and angrier when mocked it becomes worse. When stuck in this situation you must offer him his favorite food, ice cream, and ignore everything else he says.
by ovendweller42 January 04, 2024
Ethan is the best boyfriend someone could ask for. He is very kind and sweet, plus extremely handsome. If you meet someone named Ethan, you should most definitely keep him close because he is the best person you’ll ever meet <3
by only.speaking.the.truth. November 23, 2021
by THAIGGER September 12, 2022
by ethans big tittty gf January 16, 2024
a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
A CUNT who I am honoured to call my best friend. He's so funny and hot and awesome and I love being around him so if you're an Ethan and you're reading this, haaaaai you share a name with the most incredible boy in the world
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS
“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”
by ploughsbMx August 06, 2024