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LP'ed

When life gets you down, you do drugs. Not sure whats bigger, your tolerance to Ket or take aways. Addiction must always be denied. To become a true LP, one must attack and kill a newborn Whitehouse & kill a member of redbricks first born.
Person 1: "Oh an Ambulance?"
Person 2: "yeah that idiot Chris LP'ed again"
Person 3: "Loser gets what he deserves hahaha"
by B31 representing June 10, 2020
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sex ed

I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020
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2020’ed

A verb pronounced “twenty twentied” is when something unexpectedly goes wrong.
Damn! I just got a flat tire! I just got 2020’ed!
by T-Hammer June 19, 2020
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Moiz-ed

To ditch your study group for your new "friends"
We'll have to find someone else, our study buddy Moiz-ed us!
by A Explainer July 8, 2020
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Simba'ed

when your girlfriend (or lady friend) smears period blood on your forehead and says "Simba"
Bro, I was just simba'ed last night.
by puppetster July 21, 2020
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Haraway’ed

The act or condition of not knowing one’s own ass from a hole in the ground, easily and often identified by a need to project a firm understanding or familiarity with a topic or idea with which one is only vaguely familiar.

Also referred to as being “Pickle-T’d.”
Man, Tyler really Haraway’ed himself one this year’s fantasy football draft!
by Donkey8012 September 16, 2020
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The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020
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