Do not be fooled. dEcA is not a high school club, it is a way of life. A cult. If you join dEcA, you might as well forget about life in itself. dEcA fools children into believing that it's a marketing club. That could not be more inaccurate. dEcA is the gateway to an obsessive and exclusive life that towers over regular mortals (people not in dEcA). Annually, the members of dEcA meet at the epiphany of cultism: ICDC-- the ultimate test of ones humanity. It is labeled as dEcA's, "international competition," but regular functioning humans can see through this bs. ICDC is the place where one goes, only return as a part of a communist group otherwise known as: dEcA. Although ICDC can cost up to $5000 for some states, the flashy locations of ICDC (such as Orlando) lure innocent children in. However, on rare occasions, you can find a dEcA state officer. These people vary, they are either people who do dEcA for the college app, or people who have conversations that are 88% made up of dEcA. You have been warned. Stay away. Share the truth.
Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"
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Josh Carlin has fucking Train Tracks in his mouth and that's why he cant eat the pussy unless its put in the blender.
Another thing is if you come up to him to say HI you have to whisper because he's mildly autistic and if your too loud he'll put his hands over his ears and yell "SENSORY OVERLOAD!" and he will fucking explode from the rectum up.
Finally he really looks like jimmy neutrons brother that was in a really bad car accident and got his spine severed and now he's a crippled tard who can somehow walk.
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Aiden: What if they turn it on?
Josh: *Laughs all congested sounding*
Josh: Shut up she's already dead
Aiden: What if they turn it on?
Josh: *Laughs all congested sounding*
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