2 definitions by llaksndnudcdjballansclkmaxnpus
A tall ass giant with train tracks in his mouth who likes playing video games while drinking gamer girl bath water, he also tells mom jokes and there's nothing worse than a guy who dresses like your dad tell a bitch joke.
Josh Carlin has fucking Train Tracks in his mouth and that's why he cant eat the pussy unless its put in the blender.
Another thing is if you come up to him to say HI you have to whisper because he's mildly autistic and if your too loud he'll put his hands over his ears and yell "SENSORY OVERLOAD!" and he will fucking explode from the rectum up.
Finally he really looks like jimmy neutrons brother that was in a really bad car accident and got his spine severed and now he's a crippled tard who can somehow walk.
Josh Carlin has fucking Train Tracks in his mouth and that's why he cant eat the pussy unless its put in the blender.
Another thing is if you come up to him to say HI you have to whisper because he's mildly autistic and if your too loud he'll put his hands over his ears and yell "SENSORY OVERLOAD!" and he will fucking explode from the rectum up.
Finally he really looks like jimmy neutrons brother that was in a really bad car accident and got his spine severed and now he's a crippled tard who can somehow walk.
Aiden: What the fuck Joshua Carlin you cant hide a body in the wood chipper
Josh: Shut up she's already dead
Aiden: What if they turn it on?
Josh: *Laughs all congested sounding*
Josh: Shut up she's already dead
Aiden: What if they turn it on?
Josh: *Laughs all congested sounding*
by llaksndnudcdjballansclkmaxnpus August 28, 2019
Lexxie Lynne is the most shy person to exist she knows no bounds and is a Russian army spy.
She probably smells like flowers, not chocolate because chocolate smells like shit.
She is actually very gorgeous but she's so fucking insecure a brick is more attractive to her than herself.
Her cat doesn't like her because she's bipolar
This whole thing is bipolar
We call her bipolar lex in the streets
She told me I smell like raw fish once and I threw her from a 50 story building.
She survived thank God but she's paralized for life
She probably smells like flowers, not chocolate because chocolate smells like shit.
She is actually very gorgeous but she's so fucking insecure a brick is more attractive to her than herself.
Her cat doesn't like her because she's bipolar
This whole thing is bipolar
We call her bipolar lex in the streets
She told me I smell like raw fish once and I threw her from a 50 story building.
She survived thank God but she's paralized for life
by llaksndnudcdjballansclkmaxnpus July 24, 2020