Crispy tits

Tits (also known as boobs) that have been sunburned so bad that they turn crispy and bright red in color. These kinds of tits may peel so bad that you are able to pick off an ocean of skin.

Boil and brew went to the beach and came back with sore crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 11, 2015

Armpit Tit

The fold under a morbidly obese male's armpit that extends to the back.

Fat man: "Has anyone found the remote?"
Skinny man: "have you looked under your armpit tit?"
Fat man: "yeah, but I only found this half eaten sandwich!"

by Muckleash November 23, 2014

Bitch tits

A bitch ass fuck boy with huge double D tits. Known for being a lil shit and stealing jokes

I hate bitch tits. He could literally go fuck himself

by thehumandildo January 7, 2015

florida tits

When a womans tits are so flat they are like the state of florida flat

"She got florida tits man you ain't gonna be able to grab shit its just flat"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

Spiced tits

A pleasing smell. An odor that brings forth memories of long-forgotten happiness.

Mmm are you baking cookies? It smells like spiced tits in here.

by Neopolitan July 26, 2011

SHAKE A TIT

To say shake a tit is the cool persons way of saying i gotta take a shit.

Bro 1: Whats up bro? What u been doing for the last hour?

Bro 2: Man i had to shake a tit you know how that is.

Bro 1: Yea pimpin earlier i shook a big tit!!!

by Stick1 August 9, 2020

Teepee Tits

When a female bends over and the cleavage of her boobs are spread in the shape that forms a teepee.

The boobs are so spread appart that it creates such an illusion.

Opps dropped my shot glass, but oh no im wearing a bathing suit, fuck ill have teepee tits yo.

by poposonmytail August 18, 2010