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Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.
"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."
by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024
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Josh

Josh is the one who will stupidest person you will meet, he will ask his sister to get stuck in a basket. he will picture himself inside his grandma and is the kid who chooses cyan for among us, pretty sus. he is the one at the gas station who is sniffing the gas behind that car. he is the one to ask his daughter for a blow. his life is a mess, his best friend that shit he did 3 months ago.
that's weird, don't be a josh
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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joshed

the act of forcing yourself onto an unwilling woman, especially if they are emotionally distressed or drunk.
Did you see where josh JOSHED misty last night?
by boypussyeater August 29, 2025
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Josh Bellett

He is an utter cock sucker that practices giving blowjobs with his electrical vibrating toothbrush. He has gammy toes and wants to be a stripper at his local club when he is older . He’s a gay nonce bag
Oh shit , run away it’s josh Bellett , he is going to try and give us a lap dance, because I’m a boy
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Josh

Has a bigger penis than davontae, and izzy.
"Josh penis is humongous"
by shawntaveas the 3rd May 6, 2022
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Josh

A Neek that plays gta roleplay is a discord mod and loves hot wheels cop cars
by Mikarain February 19, 2023
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josh gellbaum

A kid who plays too much fortnite and plays soccer all the time
Get off the ps4, Don't be a Josh Gellbaum
by joshua12344321 May 8, 2018
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