brewing the tea

When someone's got tea to spill but they're gathering more information/getting it together in said persons mind OR drama has started and everyone else is waiting for the "tea" to finish "brewing".
"What's the tea sis?"
"I'm brewing the tea."

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"Dude did you hear what happened?"
"Yeah! Everyone's waiting for the tea to finish brewing."
by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019
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Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.
“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”
by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 08, 2018
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Alabama Tea Party

A party event in which well dressed "Tea Party members" dip their tea bags into the multiple holes of a female member in the most elegant way possible. Essentially a fancy orgy.
I broke up with my girlfriend after finding out she had an Alabama Tea party with 5 guys.
by pxndr December 09, 2015
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Green is my tea

Hey honey, just chugged a bottle of vomit *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!
by LGamer January 01, 2018
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green is my tea

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!
Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!
by LGamer January 01, 2018
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Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.
Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
by Michael Monteith March 02, 2010
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A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore March 01, 2025
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