The mightiest privelage to be written in the Bro Code, only accessibly redeemable by the greatest of bros. In the event of either your girl wanting to fuck your bro or your bro wanting to fuck your girl, the 3-way allegiance must be called. But, it is extremely crucial to say "no homo" in complete synchronization beforehand. By doing this, all feelings of envy are obliterated, strengthening the relationship between you and your girl, but more importantly between the bros.
Guy: hey bro, so my girl's birthday is coming up
Bro:yea
Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool
Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
Bro:yea
Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool
Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
by Antidi April 20, 2019
Get the 3-way allegiancemug. by I_AM_DA_ACE January 11, 2018
Get the do you know da waymug. An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
Get the Two-Way Wipermug. by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023
Get the The Navarre Waymug. A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
by Kittles48 September 19, 2018
Get the The Way Of The Douchemug. A sentence you can use as an answer to anything, especially if you don't know what to say or if you didn't listen, regardless of context.
Iza tells Gopal a story about something she regrets, but he didn't really pay attention to what exactly happened in her story
Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"
Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"
by bemjanin September 20, 2020
Get the we all do things the way we domug. The holiest code to live by, break it and the penalty is death, Wells Way: Be Responsible, Be respectful, and be ready to learn
by Big_BrainNelson September 9, 2021
Get the Wells Waymug.