Slimy Samantha

The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other

Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her ex talking

by Owouchmyfoot August 5, 2018

Zha’Sean

Zha’Seans are Cute,Funny,Crazy,Smart,got shoe game most likely play basketball or football talks a lot of trash but will make you laugh,they are caring they have shoe game and they are spoiled,they get all the girls,attention but likes one girl who they will stick with thru the ups and downs breakups and makeups Zha’Seans are just crazy in any type of way.

Zha’Sean you funny quit playin.

by drëåm.døłł October 23, 2018

Mariah Samantha Ford

Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.

“ Mariah Samantha Ford is the most perfect human alive”

by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019

Glorified Seaman

A petty officer third class in the navy.

I just made HM3. Nothing more than a Glorified Seaman.

by RoundenBrown August 18, 2019

Getting Sean'd

When you've had 18 drinks before 8pm and your body is practically on life support but your mind isn't ready to admit defeat so you shout "Yeah I'll take another!"

Getting Sean'd:
Person one: How big was your night? I heard you were drooling and painting street corners with your stomach acid!
Person two: Yeah I remember getting really fucking Sean'd.

by Cw8787 December 15, 2019

Te’Sean

Te’Sean is a very mysterious person who doesn’t talk usually unless spoken to. He is more comfortable around his friends and is a antisocial person. He is very attractive, athletic and popular. He doesn’t have a lot of confidence in his smile but it will light up your whole day. Te’Sean is not a judge-mental person. He feels like no one understands him in some ways but he keeps it to himself. If you can tell he’s not in the mood leave him alone or you’ll feel like you’re talking to a wall.

You seem like a Te’Sean kind of person.

by Lowkey_leME4 January 18, 2020

Luke Seaman

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.

Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.

Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!

by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020