school teacher

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.

Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!

by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018

Shrine Schools

a mess.

Not just half a mess, but a whole ass mess.

person 1: "oh where do you go to school?"
person 2: "shrine schools"
person 1: "I'm so sorry"

by Canada's no name brand May 13, 2018

school a nigga

To teach someone (usually a black person) a lesson by using beatings and violence to get the lesson across.

This technique of teaching is especially used by retarded parents with very low IQ, sometimes zero IQ or negative IQ to raise their children. These Parents are not always necessarily black.

Homie 1: that nigguh robbed me again. It's the second time this week.
Homie 2: Dawg yo gotta go ova dere and school a nigga.

Ignorant parent to offspring: Bitch did you make all dis mess in da crib, while I was out giving brain for a living? Now I gotta school yo ass.

by DaRealestDawgfromDaBlock November 4, 2018

American Schools

American Schools nowadays are just gun ranges for people who can't aim. Seems bad but at least it's not happenin' to you!

I heard American Schools are bad. Well, yes they are. But why? Well, I don't kn- *get's shot in the head because they're talking about it in an American School.*

by high cholesterol child December 14, 2018

Meriden School

Unlike another definition of Meriden, it’s actually a pretty good school. So some people think that the students wear extremely short skirts, but they are forced to wear skirts that go up to their knees. Sometimes longer. And when they do wear skirts, they have to wear stockings as well, so the other ‘definition’ is an obvious lie. There are girls who simp for boys they meet but those are usually in the younger grades. Meriden performs well in academics, being one of the tome twenty schools in Sydney for many years. The teachers are extremely strict about school uniform policies, so when there is a violation, the student is given a demerit or detention.

Meriden School is one of the best girls’ schools in Sydney, despite opinions of some people.

by stopspreadingrumors May 16, 2021

Grammar school

A school that requires you to take a test and get a certain mark in order to attend in the hopes that intelligent people will get in however this system does not work very well since a lot of idiots manage to get in too

Person 1: ooooooh they went to a grammar school they must be really smart
Person 2: nah, they are actually an idiot

by Hellothere278 June 9, 2021

queensbridge school

a school for pathetic twats who are shit at football and only care about themselves. all the teachers are rapists and kids their either do really well or work in macdonalds fucking homophobic even though teachers are all gay rights and its fliied to the brim with kings heath primary kids who are all fuking assholes

"you heard of queensbridge school"
"oh god not that shithole"

by lrkdjrhxfxndjsh\ July 23, 2020