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by LB- February 2, 2022
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school is so interesting tbh. i mean ur probably not even going to read all of this but in my opinion, school sucks. okay yes it’s needed for educational purposes but like helloooooo teachers??? we have a life here just like you. i don’t get why homework is more important like- what’s gonna happen if one piece of paper that came from a tree somewhere in this 7billion people world, yet that specific paper with specific writing on it NEEDS to be written on, turned in, and correct. whatever i mean it’s cool to see friends and stuff and some classes are honestly super fun oh and projects too. otherwise nah.
school: make sure u have ur 50 assignments in each class done but tmrw morning!! :))

(how the teachers want us to react): ofc teachers!! it will be done by tonight! <3:))
by super cool unknown person🎅 February 2, 2022
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Some mental torture building for dumb peoples to learn crap that they will forget right after that. Sometimes more useful than Google, sometimes not.
This is a school.
by Padlock\s February 3, 2022
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The house of pure torture, even outside the building

The place where once lessons start, all your freedom and time will be sent to waste. The area where we have to sit our butts down on a chair and endure the slow, painful loss of braincells. Where we try to fight the urge to pass the time by doing something else without getting caught by a teacher.

After the long and agonizing lessons, when we think the suffering is done, there is more. Pages upon pages of worksheets that have brain-damaging questions that could take long hours to finish and you are required to finish it on time, even when your not. Where break times feel so short, it felt like 20 seconds have gone by.

That same cycle will go on for what feels like years. When you felt like it was all done, there's homework. The pages of even more torture that you have to complete or else you will get punished by parents. Then you go sleep, and the next day comes. Which is the same, useless and time-wasting cycle that destroys braincells.

The only real feeling of escape from school is the long and sweet breaks from school that could be destroyed by even more of the homework.
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Mark: man schools fucking hell
Jon: Omg ikr
by just this loser February 5, 2022
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a place that kids go to and wake up at 6 in the fucking morning to get ready. This place also represents hell and a prison that you get locked in for 7 whole fucking hours. This place is crapy bullshit that gives you a chance to get bullied depression or anxiety. this is a complete waste of time and childhood. Also if you need to know anything there’s a way less crap place called google ❤️
Jessica: I fucking hate school

Monica: I know right it’s literally hell

Jeff: what’s that prison looking place over there?
Jon: oh that? Yeah that’s school
by just this loser February 5, 2022
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Corner of Hell, probably brought on Earth by the Devil himself. One of the only places where kids above 10 years old suffer internally and externally. Some adults might see school as being helpful and/or a good place to make friends, but it's exactly the opposite.

The number one reason why school is just a crap ton of BS is because of "The very fair grading system that judges people based on how many small little fucks they give about school" (1)
Additionally, school can also ruin your relationship with your own parents out of multiple reasons (2)
And don't get me started on the 5 hours of homework.
(1) - Why should I learn about biology I'm never going to be a doctor I literally puke when I see blood.

- YOU NEED TO LEARN BECAUSE THE WILL GIVE YOU A BAD GRADE

(2)- DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK???

- n-no

-WHY?! IS SCHOOL A JOKE TO YOU?! NO MORE TV FOR YOU!!! *yeets the TV out the window*
by moist_mcdonald the 3rd February 6, 2022
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