Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch

Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away

by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021

pc real defenision

Personal Computer

I have a pc real defenision.

by lol lol lol lol lol lol May 10, 2021

REAL MALAGA

Ones that are actually from Malaga

We real Malaga dog fu*k the Suckaz

by Mgang May 11, 2021

saw bfts real

zaxglitched from the zaxglitched youtube channel also known as saw bfts real is a contestant on bfts

ZaxGlitched (omg that's me😍): i am saw bfts real
MrRainCloudy: omg ur so epic and cool you get to be in both seasons of bfts!!!!

by ZaxGlitched May 14, 2021

for real estate

When you're really serious about a statement, you even include real estate.

Are you for real?
I mean it, for real estate.

by Priazol August 23, 2024

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"

Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.

by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024