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premature rat 

The kind of people that have PERFECT noses and "APE" eyes with brown (ewww) things under their eyelids. They also are in training of the powerstance (which is sticking your butt out with your chest out too and your hands and legs wide open). The most important quality of a premature rat....are rat teeth indeed. They must be perfect rectangular, two little mmm's that are sticking out and when you lift your face up, they show, and the brown things under your eyelids show and your eyes also pop out more, like I'm going to eat you bulls. But, the most important part of the rat teeth position, is your nose still taking it's posture .
A very special shoutout to the rat master of all rat worlds, WILLARD!, taking his home in St. Barts Church's sewers. He has perfect rat teeth position and also the most graceful ape eyes in the world. His rat teeth are like MMM I WANT TO EAT THE LITTLE CORN! (w/ pishbulls accent)
premature rat by BoyBee June 21, 2005
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Scene Rat 

Emo, or scenester that wears red, green and yellow clothing and/or dread caps. One who tries to mix rastafarian style with emo/scenester culture.
Look at that dumb kid wearing skinny jeans, eye liner and a rasta cap!
Yeah, what a stupid scene rat.
Scene Rat by xDUCKx July 19, 2010

Mesa rat 

Slang name for a group of folks who live West of the Rio Grande Gorge near Taos in the sage brush Mesa. Outlaws, misfits, mad max wannabees, big time pot smokers, dready and filthy. Wear old combat boots, lots of tats and face jewelry.
"Those Damn Mesa rats are cleaning their feet in the temple's bathrooms". "I tried to get out of my car to go to the cafe and a mesa rat is trying to bum some pot of me"
Mesa rat by psuedo nymph December 2, 2011
A sociopath who lies constantly, is manipulative , and leeches off others. A bottom feeding free loader who cannot hold a stable job and is frequently incarcerated in prison or mental institutions. A career criminal.
Ron is always broke and using people. He is such a roof rat.
roof rat by Sxxygirl05 November 8, 2014

a rat coon 

They are a coon but a rat coon see the difference is this rat coon is fucking retarded and thinks they are cute
Hey that's a coon no that's she is a rat coon for being retarded.
a rat coon by The Real Coon August 2, 2017

cheese rat 

It is when someone is an annoying abnoxious little shit. When someone refers to you as a cheese rat they’re basically saying that you trigger them.
Maddox: Hey Jill your a cheese rat, stop annoying me!
Jill: Aw sorry Maddox, gosh darn
cheese rat by Strikle March 16, 2019