Block Woman

A feisty and stubborn women in a urban block who exerts copious amounts of attitude and vigor toward an argument, usually followed with finger snaps

Sandra is SUCH a wannabe Block Woman always snapping her fingers after making a stubborn argument.

by Is_ittho? June 25, 2023

Gummy block

A male inserts a gummy bear into his urethra and begins to masturbate. He then comes, shooting out the gummy bear along with the semen into an ice tray or preferred container. He then places it in a freezer and voila, he has a gummy block.

What did you do last night dude?
Nothing much bro just made a gummy block

by Masterqueef27 September 11, 2022

O-Block

One the most prestigious apartment complex in all of Chicago spanning 9.5 acres coop owned by African Americans, it was built in the 1950s and got the name o-block because of how they honored Barack Obama wife, Michelle Obama who grew up in parkway garden homes. It is home to numerous famous rappers like chief Keef and king von, despite the stereotypes of it being dangerous because of it being owned by African Americans it is the safest neighborhood in all of Chicago, coming in a close competition with 63rd street

Random dude: bro don’t go to o-block king von raps about how dangerous it is
Guy: nah bro he’s just embracing the stereotype parkway garden homes is safe as hell

by gayyboicartii March 5, 2024

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.

So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful

by laparth November 5, 2020

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.

Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!

by laparth November 5, 2020

Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.

Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...

by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012