Muffin Button

A clitoris

When I flicked her muffin button she exploded

by The CottonFuckr’s Master May 14, 2018

muffin muffle

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman

I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.

by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018

obi”s Muffin

The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.

"obi”s Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."

by ibow November 24, 2021

muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.

hey man, spot me some muffin money

by wizardR March 27, 2019

Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.

Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)

by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009

Apple muffin

An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction

Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!

by kiddfictious June 10, 2018

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023