Muffin Bluffin

The pussy look fat in the pants but that shit be weak as fuck

Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.

by FuckingCluck September 21, 2021

Butt Muffin

The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat

Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!

by HilltopHillbillies June 04, 2023

Chocolate muffin

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows

I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin

by Hizzydoe May 03, 2018

da muffin

A very smart person! Named muffin!

Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!

I agree! I wanna be like her!

Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!

by たまご the squck January 12, 2021

push muffin

Male Foupa

Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife

Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!

Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.

by OGE74 August 17, 2024

Angry Muffin

The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.

“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”

by goober mcgroober December 08, 2020

Fatass Muffin Head

Cole younk

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head

by Hater 10204 July 09, 2022