Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.

Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.

Michael and Mercedes by mnasty24 June 29, 2013

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michael watson

a guy who pulls chodes in clubs with his bezzer ben shippy, ben shippy is a fucking stud though

Michael Watson Tv tonight

michael watson by championoftheslit December 8, 2013

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Michael J'd

Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.

Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.

Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!

Michael J'd by chronowarp January 11, 2014

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michael steven hill

One badass mother fucker. Fearless, ruthless, gangsta. Strong as a lion and as rough as a grizzly. Doesnt like to do alot of messin around highly respected as a leader in a pack of wolves. As handsome as a chiseled greek god and highly intelligent as a man comes. A force to be reckoned with and the woman adore such a man they tend to him as a king fanning his highness with giant leave massaging his huge thighs and feeding him the finest grapes found in the garden. Such a masterpiece of god.

Michael steven hill is a badass

michael steven hill by imsoalpha May 2, 2015