Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

player's shower

Is when you use deodorant instead of an actual shower to cover your smell.

Fritz was on his way to a booty call when realizing that he stank he took a quick player's shower before seeing her.

by Daene July 7, 2009

Shower Curtain

Josh is a fuking shower curtain

WHo?

josh is a fuking Shower Curtain

by HailRussia November 25, 2019

trucker shower

When you put deoderent on top of old sweat without washing yourself first.

"Did you just put on deoderent without washing yourself?"
"Yeah, just i did a trucker shower."

by rdgrdgfjnh June 30, 2021

Eiffel Shower

An Eiffel Shower is a bukakke performance carried out underneath the steel arches of Paris's Eiffel Tower.

The security has made it tough to do one this year, but late last night after the climate protests a group formed under the Eiffel Tower and the Eiffel Shower was breathtaking.

by Ligua Frank-a March 5, 2016

packy shower

The act of using alot of deodorant or aftershave to mask your smell instead of having a real shower.

I'll be 1 min gonna have a packy shower instead

by Adam curd 6355 June 5, 2016

Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball

Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!

by Shower bowling October 16, 2022