That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.
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v. Lylah just lawed all over the place when Coco disliked the taste of his morning Herbal Tea.
v. Lylah just lawed all over the place when Coco disliked the taste of his morning Herbal Tea.
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Get the Hansi's Law mug.In engineering, every task will take exactly 3.141592 times as long as initially anticipated. The Law of pi is therefore commonly used along project managers when they ask engineers how much time they think they need to finish their work.
Arjan: How long will it take you to finish the design of those tubes?
Vincent: about one and a half hour I think
Arjan: OK, so taking the Law of pi into account, that's gonna take you exactly 282 minutes
Vincent: about one and a half hour I think
Arjan: OK, so taking the Law of pi into account, that's gonna take you exactly 282 minutes
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It started out with me playing snooker / pool.
I don't really like pool, so I just smash the ball to see how many cushions I can make the ball bounce off before it eventually goes in. My record is 6 bounces.
Most of the time it doesn't work, but sometimes it does (and that's good enough for me).
Same applies with learning new stuff with work. I will read something, and I won't understand it, and I will just keep reading articles, or watching videos until it sinks in and I kinda understand it.
The laws of eventually... hit something (a ball, a topic, whatever) hard enough and it will eventually go in.
It started out with me playing snooker / pool.
I don't really like pool, so I just smash the ball to see how many cushions I can make the ball bounce off before it eventually goes in. My record is 6 bounces.
Most of the time it doesn't work, but sometimes it does (and that's good enough for me).
Same applies with learning new stuff with work. I will read something, and I won't understand it, and I will just keep reading articles, or watching videos until it sinks in and I kinda understand it.
The laws of eventually... hit something (a ball, a topic, whatever) hard enough and it will eventually go in.
David sucks at snooker, rather than playing with finesse, he thinks if he hits the ball hard enough it will eventually go in.
David: (smacks the ball as hard as he can)
Opponent: Why don't you actually try and get the ball in by playing a proper shot?
David: I suck at snooker
(ball still bouncing around the table)
Oppontent: But you're not even trying
David: I'm using the law of eventually - if I hit it hard enough, eventually it will go in.
Opponent: You're an idiot
(ball eventually sinks in a random pocket after bouncing off 20 cushions)
David: HA!
David: (smacks the ball as hard as he can)
Opponent: Why don't you actually try and get the ball in by playing a proper shot?
David: I suck at snooker
(ball still bouncing around the table)
Oppontent: But you're not even trying
David: I'm using the law of eventually - if I hit it hard enough, eventually it will go in.
Opponent: You're an idiot
(ball eventually sinks in a random pocket after bouncing off 20 cushions)
David: HA!
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Dave: I'm going down to visit my friend at college this weekend.
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!
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