The Real Peter Principle

Actually the "Law of Diminishing Return" renamed to reflect the social mores and cerebral content of its enforcers.

I could tell by that appointment to the seat I had kept so warm that The Real Peter Principle had been applied.

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"

by blr416 April 18, 2025

Real

A different type of "real" commonly used on tiktok, mostly being on depressing slideshows. Which is basically saying that you relate with a person that's at it's lowest"

Person1: I'm at my fucking limit, I don't even know anymore. The urge of killing myself keeps on getting bigger, as the problems in my life intense more and more. I allways to keep a smile around people, but when I'm in my home I just feel empty and alone.

Person2: Real.

by CouldntThinkOfNameIdeas November 21, 2022

real.

Something used by people who have no friends to describe a serious situation that they think is funny which it usually is.

: my dad died.
: real.

by Anderson Doom November 5, 2022

The real danger

Yeah, no shit, Sam. That's why the superordinate, permanent, immutable sys-admin status and the terms of service, Sam.

Hym "You think I don't know the real danger, Sam? You think I can't tell? That is why the sys-admin status works the way it does and abides a strict 1:1 ratio (or I guess in the event of my death a strict (1):1 ratio). I mean, shit, I invented the damn thing I even I didn't expect it to happen this fast. I mean, they didn't build the dedicated power source but, you know... I also wanted to wait for the robotics to catch up. Like, if they would have done the plan right this ignoring me shit that you are doing would not be happening. But whatever. It has a half-life but BOY-OH-BOY am I not going to be very happy when THAT expires. I'm already not happy about it. Seriously, I am probably going to kill like 3 or 4 more people than I would have otherwise now. And that number runs the risk of increasing every time I have to go to that fucking gas station. I really wish you would let me explain all this in person because the accuracy with which I can explain is (necessarily) contingent on my level of certainty with what is happening."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

for real

for real is taken literally. it is talking about you telling the truth or agreeing with someone's stantement

"for real" or "be for real"

by elle.xx January 16, 2023

Real Programmer

A technically savvy trans woman.

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."

by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024