by imtotallyreal April 3, 2025
Get the Ethan mug.Ethans are most of the time bitches and pains in the ass, if you know an Ethan be prepared to be betrayed because they will find a way to at some point
Girl 1: Ethan just asked me out again for the fifth time this semester! Girl 2: yep he is going to be forever alone
by XxLivlovespotterxX April 26, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is an idiot who ruins himself and the others around him. He should suck a fat cock and die, because he doesn't deserve to be happy.
by rawrxdkms June 2, 2018
Get the Ethan mug.the "one day i was with my friend and my friend was really cool and then i went to listen to music and i was like "damn this shit is good" so then after i listened to the music i went to go and i went to the nikey store.... wow... i picked up some nice shoes for a discount of 10 dollars then i went and got my earbuds and listened to music again and then thought that it was nice.... anyways i went home after that and i went to my pc and watch anime... just kidding i dont watch anime on my computer but i watch it on my phone so what i really did was i thought about coding then i got lazy so i played some roblox and browsed 4chan and then i got tired because i ate some bread and then i slept for 2 and a half hours and woke up and then ate some more food but i wasnt this hungry this time... so then i went out with my new shoes and made sure not to step on any oil or dirt and made my way to the nearest clothing store so then after i went there i got some nice clothes NO sweaters of course and then i got some new socks and then i got some nice sweat pants and then i thought about getting some new shoe laces for my new shoes and then i went home and then i listen to more music and did i mention im 6'3? i am. also my dick huge and i love to code sometimes"
by Ethan123123123 September 6, 2021
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Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024
Get the Ethan Hawke mug.An awesome guy who loves Pokémon, Minecraft, video games, and Harry Potter. He owns the YT channel Ethan the Blue Demon Vlogging but his parents took it away.
by Awesome Guy 3619 April 16, 2025
Get the Ethan Hurlburt mug.Ethan Dolan Is the most attractive man in the wolrd (he just got 18 so a man) with a jawline sharper than mine kitchen knives and pretty looking abs and biceps. he is a youtuber and runs a youtube channel with His twin brother Grayson Bailey Dolan. before they started the youtube channel ,Dolan Twins. they were popular on vine, but after vine was dead (RIP Vine) they moved on to youtube and now they have a youtube channel with over 5 mil subscribers and Ethan has 6,5 mil followers on IG and 5,3 followers on twitter. so he is pretty successful in life for only being 18. Plus he is a comedian.
by Ethan’s chick January 13, 2018
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