Christian

A sweet ass simp ass boy

That’s such a christian phrase

by gangbagnger May 12, 2020

Christian and Meghan

The best couple ever. They aren't dating yet but they will when he asks her out

Man 1: Did you see Christian and Meghan?
Man 2: They need to date

by christianxmeghancreghan January 18, 2023

Christian

A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone

Wow that kid is so slow. It must be Christian

by Swim bois May 30, 2018

Christian

the most perfect boy.

Evie: “Christian is the love of my life”

by evalynni December 18, 2021

Christian

The most beautiful man on Earth who gives you butterflies every time you look at him, he's the man who makes everyone go blurry, he's the man you can't talk to, but he's also the man you have to let go off because he's moving away to Australia

Me: *Looks into his eyes*
Christian: *Looks right back*

me: 🦋🦋🦋🦋

by cherryblossoms. March 26, 2022

Christianity

An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.

Christianity should be eradicated from modern society.

by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024

Christian

A down to heart person who cares about life. A smart and funny guy who live in the spotlight. Great with animals and know how to treat a person.

Christian is a great guy

by Random stuff for you March 14, 2017