College hit

When you exhale completely, emptying your lungs before taking a large bong rip and holding the hit for at least ten seconds.

Whoa, Robby just took a college hit! He's gonna be super stoned!

by Thekingofqueefs January 24, 2018

Harlow College

the main college in harlow town, knife crime is so bad they had to hire an external security company, cantine prices are extortionate, the lady with the curly hair and glassess at reception is rude and dismissive (coulda put a better person as the first impression of the organisation) the students are generally rude and obnoxious, no mannors in sight. male students openly cat call female students and nothing effective is done about it even when reported by them or others. dont waste your time or money here. buildings are bland and depressing despite recant rennovations that disrupted many puples learning. ipads given to students are in poor condition, for refrence it took 3 weeks after term start for me to get one wich had a significant impact on my learning . most equiptment is old and looks like its been there sinse it was built in the 1980s. some of the buildings are unfinished or in terrible condition with exposed piping, broken windows and chipped walls, there is one corodor where there is clear water damage on the ceiling and a hole in the floor that has been poorly patched up with chip board where sombody fell through it. im not joking. electrical devices havent been tested since 2012 (from what ive read on labels). if your thinking "im just there to do the exams then leave" one exam i was sitting took 3 hours after the designated start time to begin and after all that the next day they lost a peice of it. dont make the same mistake coming here that i did.

harlow college should be given a poor ofseted rating

by The Truth About Harlow College February 28, 2025

Lafayette College

Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.

Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"

by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023

Miller-Motte College

is a system of for-profit technical colleges throughout the southeastern United States. Its parent company is Ancora Education.2

Miller-Motte College is the best.

by JulieFayePrice April 23, 2022

newman college

a school in churchlands, perth in western australia, this school has mixed emotions, sometimes very including and accepting of you, but sometimes it could be worse than facebook after an episode of game of thrones

wow! he is like newman college

by JK Y THO? May 13, 2016

Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College

It's a fact that Donald Trump listens to Deltron. He wants to replace human workers with machines. That includes chefs, some scientists, retail workers, builders, people who lift boxes, truck drivers, and more. It's all part of his insane plan to build a so called utopia where the only way to keep up is to use various drug combinations and get brain chips and neuralank. Basically Wall-E. Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College

Beware! Donald Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College. It's all part of the elites agenda. Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College

by CognitiveFuel December 19, 2025

College Soup

A bowl of water with ice in it.

College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.

by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022