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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
mugGet the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug.

Peyton burns

Sucks at skating and had a cute freind name Morgan
by Aydenante October 16, 2021
mugGet the Peyton burnsmug.

wire burn

When you rub up against a metal wire (like a zipline wire) and you get a burn from it.
My friend told me to jump to get on the zipline and i rubbed my head against the wire and got wire burn.
mugGet the wire burnmug.

indian burn

Sexual movement on the cock, involving three hands, yes, the guy has to be involved too, this movement is the twisting and turning on the cock causing all of the skin and flesh to burn off, and the significant other eats the skin with rice
“Hey babe you want to try and indian burn”

“Ah fuck it les goo, get the rice ready for after”
by baddr69 February 10, 2020
mugGet the indian burnmug.

balinese burn

Balinese burn is a massage that is applied to the male genital organ (dick, cock, pork sword etc.) it is like a Chinese burn but on your penis with added chilli oil
Little did my mate know when he got a Balinese burn massage it did not statist in a happy ending.
by #notsohappyending April 27, 2017
mugGet the balinese burnmug.

kirstin burns

A boss ass bitch . She is a Beautiful/Sexy beast .. She is loved by few and hated by many . She doesn't give a fuck what you think about her , she loves herself and that's all that matters . She will do anything for her family and friends . She is the type of Person that is always there for people when they need a friend.. But I'm also the girl who faces many issues alone , but will do anything to see someone smile . And she has a big booty and curly hair
by Ohyeahhkee August 7, 2016
mugGet the kirstin burnsmug.

Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.
"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"
by Nianianananan February 24, 2023
mugGet the Burned the kitchenmug.

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