Harrison ryan

The man that hats all the girls with his balls the size of bowling balls. the best big brain ever he is one of the best lads ever. A massive lady man.

His balls are almost as big as Harrison ryan

by Ben jenifer June 2, 2022

Saving Private Ryan

YES! Good job little blonde girl! Exactly like that! Very astute! Except I wanted to be Snipes... Cus Snipes is sick!

Hym "Yes, little girl! It's exactly like Saving Private Ryan! Jordan Peterson crying I the corner while he Jew-friend gets stabbed... It taming a very long time to save me.... I'm glad we are on the same page! We're on the same wavelength, you and I... THEREFORE! YOU... Can get the net! You can get the net... We can capture Megyn Kelly... Put her in a tower... Well get another secondary tower for the slut menagerie... Oh no but then we are gonna have to worry about planes... *sigh* ... You know what? It's fine. We'll just scoop up Megyn Kelly and figure it out from there. Alright? Alright.... Break!"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2025

Ryan

What da hellllll is this guy doing. Quandale Dingle's friend and super smart at algebra and stuff.

Friend: Whats up dude! I like big bla- oily

Other Friend: Well you're a Ryan i guess

by andrewtopgtate June 5, 2023

Ryan

Unfortunately an avid child molester.

Do you know who Ryan the queer child molester is?

by YourFatMumIsGay March 5, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a handsome he is the best looking and best working man in the world.

He knows when to clean up the world to see the difference between clean and dirty.
He is very kind and generous and thoughtful and sweet.

Ryan is the best person to talk to.

by Jackyboo July 7, 2022

Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.

Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.

Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.

Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.

by barackryan July 18, 2022

Ryan terry

Dinosaur with a big penis...*RAWR*

Oh cover your eyes Ryan Terry is about, CUTE pussy gets eatten *RAWR*

by 21Hellish21 July 6, 2021