Out of beans

When you run out of ammunition.

Oh crap, I am out of beans.

by Chilly_ December 5, 2017

bushes baked beans

When you cum on a girl who has a bush

Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl

by Andrewsium April 23, 2018

Pork then beans

When an ugly girl who has been a victim of the game ‘pull a pig’, shits in the bed then quietly leaves...........

After winning a game of pull a pig, Richard also won ‘pork then beans’ when he awoke to find that he had been rolling around in the shit she left behind!

by Daviss March 10, 2018

grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

by damb_man July 7, 2018

shooting my beans

What a man shouts out when they cum

*jerking off
"I'm shooting my beans!"

by Cummie pooh August 2, 2018

Aunt Jemima Beans

It's when a fucking black woman dresses to gets horny, so she finds a shirt that shows her cleavage to impress a mexican man.

Horny nigger: hey, i want to give you a blowjob.

Mexican man: you are so horny that i want to play with your aunt jemima beans.

by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018

Black eyed beans

What black eyed peas really are

Those aren't peas they look more like black eyed beans to me

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 10, 2019