Asshole Amnesia

A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.

After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.

by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025

Asshole cream

´Cream that comes out after getting backshots

Guy fucking: Damn thats a lot of asshole cream

by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025

Asshole Snipers

A term for heterosexual males who occasionally engage in anal intercourse under the pretenses of being DL under that they will not be exposed for being undercover homosexuals

Those dudes don't think anybody knows about their tendencies of being Asshole Snipers but they've been ousted by the people that they "secretly" butt fucked

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 10, 2025

Asshole Alya

An asshole alya is an idiom used to describe someone being an asshole or a jerk.

John just ruins the workplace mood.

Right? He's literally such an asshole alya

by Bnobungus November 5, 2025

Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 7, 2009

incognito asshole

A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.

"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.

Another example would be:

Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!

Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.

Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!

by The solitary definer May 26, 2013

Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr July 18, 2013