gun nutting

The act of pleasuring oneself with a firearm to orgasm, preferably one of weight and correct size.

Digi: Damn, I love gun nutting.
Hydra: Yeah, everybody loves gun nutting.

by Lawfixer January 22, 2023

Deez Nuts

A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!

Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"

defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling

COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"

PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"

by Urbanswervin July 31, 2015

Nut Balling

Deflecting a ball in a sport with your testicles.

Zac was totally nut balling in that last game.

by Pikajew69 September 22, 2016

fumble nut

To reach climax prematurely. To cum short of things or fail in the end. To mess up or be an idiot.

Damn she was so fucking sexy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.

Mike Carroll couldn't do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
The boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. Why? Because he's a fucking fumble nut.

by impressionable380 May 28, 2013

No Nut November

No Nut November (NNN) is the challenge of not ejaculating or masturbating over the course of 4 weeks. You may however, engage in sexual intercourse or sexual outercourse throughout this time with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Most people reach a few days but only some reach one month.

NNN was created for single men on the internet to have something to do with their life hence why if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend you can engage in sex with them.

Good Luck

Example one:
Phil - Hey Derek, wanna do No Nut November with me
Derek - Sure

Example 2:
Boyfriend - Hey Girlfriend, because we're not sad, do you wanna have sex?
Girlfriend - Sure

by Friendlyneighbourhoodsexmaster November 6, 2018

No Nut November

A honorful day in which every mammal participates and sees if you can last the whole month of November without nutting ONCE. Depending on which country you represent, you could get a free 1 nut pass for the month.

Joe: REMEMBER! ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER DTARTING TOMORROW! Ive been training for this all year. I think I got this.

by Gfurlisbak November 2, 2018

quim nuts

a particularly sagging vagina, so as to appear like nuts

That rim job was nice. How'd you like my quim nuts in your face, Cornelius

by Schwilly March 30, 2004