Sloppy Joe

When you tie someone up and begin excrement on their vagina. After you do that eat it.

Let me sloppy joe you.

by anonymous January 15, 2022

Sloppy joe

When you eat cheese fries out her ass

We sloppy joed.

by Lukeissloppyandwet January 16, 2022

Sloppy Toppy Exchange

When two individuals take turns pleasing each other with oral sex

Damn bro that sloppy toppy exchange was wild last night she had me thinking about unsneaking our link

by Duckum January 18, 2022

Sloppy Santa

When a man gets a blowjob under the christmas tree.

" hey Joe, I got a sloppy Santa last night under the tree!"

by Mr&MrsWilliams December 7, 2021

Sloppy Joe

Shitting explosive diarrhea on a vagina, and then performing cunninilingus

After I had the 5 alarm chili, I took my wife home and gave her the ol' Sloppy Joe

by RustyShackelford69420 December 26, 2021

impossible sloppy

a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili

Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."

by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021

Vacay-sloppy

When your spouse gets drunk on vacation and comes back to give you superior head, to the normal head

Man, me and my girl went on vacation and she had one to many shots and I got vacay-sloppy!

by ChiefB1gz December 28, 2021