sloppy dallas

the action of giving oral sex with a mouthful of dip.

“Hey! Did your girl finally give you a sloppy dallas?”

by disncieow October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe

I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.

by ObamaNards May 13, 2024

sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving or getting a blowjob while packing a fat lip of dip.

Ex. "Babe I want a sloppy Dallas"

by Vandriver825 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob that consists of a mouth full of tobacco dip.

Friend 1: "oh i got a sloppy Dallas last night"
Friend 2: " All that dip spit on your shaft, you nasty."

by Wikiatrix October 15, 2020

Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is a blow job with a mouth full of dip

dude my girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night looked like grass clippings on my shaft

by sherlock_ October 27, 2020