socially single

You are single to everyone else except your partner. If you still have all of the elements of a serious relationship, physical and emotional and both partners know. If the relationship isn't socially exeptable or forbidden but the partners keep it secret, but still act the same.

" You cannot date him!!! " she still does. Means socially single.

by Nakry December 13, 2015

social sales

Social Sales is the Process of Leveraging Online Platforms and Tools to Attract, Teach and Engage Targeted Buyers.

I use LinkedIn for my social sales activity to find my ideal prospects, identify shared connections and leverage existing relationships to get warm introductions and referrals.

by socialsellingal October 7, 2018

social blunt

When all you all realize that you’re high af but you continue to pass the blunt and feel socially obligated to hit it.

*passing around the blunt for the last round*
“Bro did we just hit that again...... social blunt!”

by Laxb23 January 14, 2018

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 28, 2020

Social shreker

When you can't watch Shrek alone, because that's tragic af.

Hey, wanna hang? I need to get me some Shrek. Damn girl you a social shreker.

by Shreklord1 December 2, 2017

Social Tedia

An internet based form of boring communication that saps you of energy and loses you hours in time.

How's the revision going?
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...

"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...

by Hodge Bop May 31, 2022

Social Lysenkoism

Yeah, blame it on the libs.

Hym “Nice! Way to blame your social lysenkoism on the libs. Brilliant. What do you do about unearned privileged (like the privilege enjoyed by you nepotistic offspring)? Nothing! What do you do about unearned status? Prevent it at all cost! What do you do about unearned moral virtue?precent it at all cost!”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022