a racist term that denotes that something is completely haywire. When one says that something is as "hosed up like a Chinese fire drill" it means that there is a massive confusion going on. The complexities and complications of the Chinese language is probably a factor in the use of this term. Still, it's a racist term to use because it implies that Chinese people don't have their shit together. Besides, if you were to see a REAL fire drill in China it probably would be just as orderly as one held in the West, even with the Chinese language being as difficult as it is. Sometimes the term "Polish fire drill" is used to mean the same thing.
Billy is 16 and taking driver's ed. He pumped the accelerator too forcefully. He killed the engine and needs to wait a minute or two, then start it up again. Sitting next to him is the driving instructor Gerald. Gerald tells Billy that he's got it all fucked up like a Chinese fire drill.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2007
Get the Chinese fire drillmug. when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to cum you grab her head, put some hot sauce on your dick and cram it into your dick and it will come out her nose and she'll look like a dragon
by Chris Etty February 24, 2009
Get the Alaskan Fire Dragonmug. Fire.Crotch.Bitch. Also known(via text) as fbc
Someone who is just so annoying and bitch's about almost everything she hears.(it is meant for girls)
Someone who is just so annoying and bitch's about almost everything she hears.(it is meant for girls)
Nitsua: So like I was talking to Haras the other day.
Ezhar: Really? About what?
Nitsua: Dude I don't even know. She was being a fire crotch bitch.
Ezhar: AHahahahahahaha!!
Ezhar: Really? About what?
Nitsua: Dude I don't even know. She was being a fire crotch bitch.
Ezhar: AHahahahahahaha!!
by Ezhar. June 15, 2009
Get the fire crotch bitchmug. The circle of human existence. Blood is the material, fire is the conflict, and death is the result. So has it ever been, and so shall it ever be.
The chain of blood fire death will never be broken as long as man walks this mortal plane, perverting all.
by spicycolonkid420 June 17, 2020
Get the blood fire deathmug. a group of assholes with the Dumont mentality that don't know shit about fire because they never see any, and think that beating demarest first due to a fire alarm is the same as demarest beating haworth to a mutual aid fire in closter when haworth was covering them. Alvarez Mcgloin, and Hayes are useless
by demarestisbetter. October 20, 2008
Get the haworth fire deptmug. To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
Get the fire-hydrant squeezemug.